You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
