Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize