Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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