You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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