**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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