Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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