Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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