This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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