Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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