So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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