Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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