My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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