Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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