we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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