This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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