Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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