I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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