she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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