did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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