haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You coming home soon, man?
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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