im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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