Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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