My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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