He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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