just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you win again, gameday.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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