We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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