I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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