Do vagina's smell?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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