Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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