When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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