I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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