At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
We are all done wearing pants today
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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