I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
My vagina just recognized that song.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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