so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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