it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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