Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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