Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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