remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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