Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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