guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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