is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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