Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
