Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize