1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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