just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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