my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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