We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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