Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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