i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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