Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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