he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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