they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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