Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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