I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Screwed.edu
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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