I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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